"Mix one tablespoon of saliva (the kind deep in your throat works best - its viscosity makes it a good substitute for lube) with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit."
Cosmo’s 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
‘Just don’t try anything too acidic as it can burn him’ I don’t want a woman who would seriously use advice that has a disclaimer saying it might burn my penis to do anything sexual with me. Lets back it up a couple of notches to where my junk doesn’t have a chance of serious injury.
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tickle his feet with your nipples
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‘Just don’t try anything too acidic as it can burn him’ I don’t want a woman who would seriously use advice that has a...
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conbravura said:
“Imagine you’re pushing his penis into his body”, jesus christ, what the fuck are the cosmo writers on?
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leonrw reblogged this from likeroscoe and added:
The subtitle “On the Art of Fellatio, or Level II: Occupy Ball Street.” has got to be one of my favourite things ever
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