I just accidently locked myself out of the house while I was home alone, shirtless and phoneless.

God, I should never have my own house it would end in disaster.

I only managed to get in because my car boot was unlocked and I had bike tools in there so I unscrewed one of the lazily installed windows.

3 months ago  Notes (30)
  1. rampant-hearts reblogged this from jaydenw
  2. nighttimemilk said: Does this story end with you becoming a master cat burgler by night and a glazier by day?
  3. mistakenreality said: The best part is the tag.
  4. elizabeth-is-such-a-long-name said: lol. i’m always scared that would happen to me. minus the shirtless part, of course.
  5. jaydenw posted this