I have the capacity to geek.

Anonymous asked: It seems like you drink far too much.

I drink a beer or two maybe twice a week and a glass of wine with dinner one or twice. I don’t binge drink and it takes me quite a dangerous amount of alcohol to get me drunk. The last time I got proper crazy drunk took 3 quarters of a bottle of vodka, half a bottle of gin and who knows what else, I can’t remember. I drink because I like the taste of alcohol.

Also, I drink whenever my mother makes an inappropriate sex joke so it’s pretty often.