February 2012
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When I die I want my body donated to library...
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HAPPY KEVIN RUDD DIDN'T BECOME PRIME MINISTER...
What a stupid waste of time, now everyone can get back to debating climate change and trying to stop people fleeing from war.
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Is everyone having a good Kevin Rudd didn't become...
I know I am.
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Anonymous asked: Are you a homophobe ?
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I wonder if there's a lonely blind guy out there...
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Anonymous asked: The fossilisation process takes at least 10,000 years.
Last night I spilt beer on a several thousand year...
Never let me into a museum.
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Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself?
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I thought of a great joke but forgot it while I...
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My opinion on the 'leadership battle'.
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You should become an organ donor. →
I would but I can’t, I need my organs for the canopic jars to be placed in my tomb.
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Movie trailers as unskippable pre-rolls on youtube...
Even if it looks terrible and gets a 1% on Rotten Tomatoes I will pirate it just to spite those scumbags.
Anonymous asked: You're not as funny as you think you are.
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A customer just complained that she slipped on an...
I have three set floor signs in that area. THREE. If you fail to see three wet floor signs and slip, it’s your own damn fault and natural selection in play.
I wasn’t meant to be working today. I planned on drinking beer and reading all day but I got called in to train a new duty manager even though I’m several pay grades below that position.
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tomoliverduncan-deactivated2012 asked: YOU HAVE A TURTLE. AND IT GOES ON WALKS. Can you post a picture please please please I really love turtles.
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Today while making a sandwich I thought about how...
And that’s pretty much all I did today.
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The attractive girl at the bottle shop now knows...
On one hand, a lady remembers me. On the other hand, this is probably behavior with will escalate into alcoholism.
I need to stop reading four books at a time.
I have the attention span of a hey is anyone else excited for the new Spiderman movie?
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I just accidently locked myself out of the house...
God, I should never have my own house it would end in disaster.
I only managed to get in because my car boot was unlocked and I had bike tools in there so I unscrewed one of the lazily installed windows.
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The guy working at this pharmacy looks exactly...
Or I’m just really racist.
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I have two valentines dates today.
Handgelina Jolie and palmala handerson
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In the process of trying to quietly make a...
Broke a plate
Broke a door knob.
Dropped a kitchen knife a cm away from my foot.
Woke up every single animal we have.
Including the turtle.
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I should really stop biting my nails because I...
This has happened to me 5 times in the past 2 years. You’d think I’d learn but nope.
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Do you ever put the kettle on then go do something...
Because I do. Constantly.
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People are talking about Lana Del Rey again?
I really don’t care about her SNL performance, her songs are just mundane and boring.
And Video Games has the word ‘bestest’ in it. I don’t know if the song was written by an 11 year old or she just really sucks at rhyming.
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I'm rewatching the Matrix movies and totally...
I mean, if I was living in a post-apocalyptic future ruled by AI robots that were assembling an army and on their way to kill the entire human population, I doubt I’d be in the mood for some dance floor grinding.
Holy crap that was an amazing show.
We took a 2 hour detour on the way back to take a hitchhiker home to Nambour. Her boyfriend left halfway through the show and she was incredibly drunk.
We also had pizza before hand and it was incredibly delicious.
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“So where do you work?”
– The question I dread the most.
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I need a freezer with a timer so I can stop...
January 2012
56 posts
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I'm going to the Roger Waters gig on Saturday.