Sunday, September 28, 2014

I bought this great jumper at a garage sale yesterday but actually I don’t think I paid for it because I don’t remember paying for it at all. I stole this great jumper from a garage sale yesterday.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

awfulbanter:

shoes that are a sign of punk individualism but also the commercial viability of punk sure are a pair-a-docs 

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Can protests stop being on Sundays all the time? The buses stop early on Sundays and I’ll have to find a lift. Also I like to go to the markets and that’s a big portion of my day right there. It’s just a huge hassle. Make the process of civilian driven change more accessible for someone who couldn’t be bothered to learn how to drive.

danbutt:

*straight person voice* you remind me of josh thomas haha

I am caps lock sensitive and regular sensitive so please be careful.

Friday, September 19, 2014

My Throught

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"

Thursday, September 18, 2014

I just beat a “serious COD player” at Halo while being named buttz and only speaking in an Adam Sandler impression. Towards the end he was concentrating really hard and I think he’s genuinely upset that he lost and I won.

Monday, September 15, 2014
theabbottchronicles:

Sadly this photo has not been photoshopped at all and was from a recent Government press conference in which Bishop brought back the death stare, Abbott tried to look intelligent, Brandis shat himself and nobody put much thought into the slogan behind the three.

theabbottchronicles:

Sadly this photo has not been photoshopped at all and was from a recent Government press conference in which Bishop brought back the death stare, Abbott tried to look intelligent, Brandis shat himself and nobody put much thought into the slogan behind the three.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

I don’t know if you know a lot about male and female sterilisation but there’s a vas deferens between the two.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Today a barista didn’t charge me for soy milk so either she’s into me or is incompetent at her job. Either way I am available.