Sunday, July 27, 2014

*bob dylan voice* slay lady slay.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

What about a butt wearing glasses with the caption “hindsight is 20/20”. Wait no if it has glasses then it doesn’t have 20/20 vision. Don’t worry, i messed up.

Thursday, July 24, 2014
j5h:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

This is where you enter it btw!
https://account.origin.com/cp-ui/redemption/index?gameId=ebisu

j5h:

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

This is where you enter it btw!

https://account.origin.com/cp-ui/redemption/index?gameId=ebisu

Hey the cranberries, name four types of weapons.

"their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns"

I don’t think people should marry wet skate ramps. It’s a slippery slope.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

People seem to think that all scandanavians eat moose. Not all Sven.

My little brother asked me to draw some animals for his school wild life folder. Unfortunately for him he didn’t realise I’m a little bit drunk and he also didn’t say “don’t make them anthropomorphic” so this happened.

Bird Jr. is an asshole. Not because he caught the worm, that’s the circle of life. He’s just a real jerk. Even his parents think he’s a jerk. They don’t know what do to with him anymore.

Mr. Penguin is stuck in a loveless marriage and is starting to think what if settling down wasn’t the right thing for him? Everyone else did it, who is he to think he’s different? Special? He should be lucky to have what he has, he thinks to himself.

Bunz Maverick (as he calls himself, his mother calls him Lil’ Bun Bun). Bunz was just a normal kid but he never really had friends. He made a group of friends with the weird kids. They don’t judge him. He doesn’t go for any hard drugs or bad activity. Why don’t his parents accept him? Although, he thinks they might have a point that he should go to university. After all he is 22 and works in a dodgy cafe. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

I met a 78 year old named “Bushy Peach” at the garden center and we talked about vegetable gardening and hanging out with dogs and it was great. Being old is great I’m so glad I have no ambition.

Monday, July 21, 2014
Why can’t I build this goddamn children’s greenhouse this is bullshit I’m an adult why is this so hard.

Why can’t I build this goddamn children’s greenhouse this is bullshit I’m an adult why is this so hard.

jaydenw:

A collaborative art exhibit where each artist displays their take on the prominent rapper and presenter “xzibit” called the “xzibit exhibit” which started out as a joke but I would go to it and love it with complete sincerity.