I had a mouthful of water and then felt something on my cheek, thinking it was a bug I slapped it. I accidently spat water all over my monitor because I forgot how mouths work.

I just started watching Kyle XY for some reason.
It’s okay in a you-know-it’s-shitty-but-sort-of-don’t-mind kind of way but I have one major criticism.
BRAINS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.

“He was always expecting his real life to begin in a year or two. He hadn’t worked out the details, but he vaguely hoped that suddenly he’d be doing different, better work and living in another city far away with new, superior people, even a perfect lover.”
—Edmund White, Jack Holmes & his Friend
(via marxisforbros)
NEED!
Disney is offering build-your-own droid action figures. At only 3 3/4-inches tall, these little guys are going to need a boost to be able to unlock any doors or take control of communications systems. And forget about putting one in your X-Wing.
Via DisneyParks
Oh. My. God.
(Source: Wired)
I accidently started eating an apple tart instead of apricot one.
Which doesn’t sound like a big deal but I’m very allergic to apple. But I was too lazy to get a new one and didn’t really want to waste it so I ate it anyway.
Thug life.
