Tuesday, April 22, 2014

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying)

Sunday, April 20, 2014

I made a sailboat out of an Easter egg wrapper because I have three assignments I haven’t started due this week.

Real eyes realize that real guys go for real down to mars girls, yeah.

Girls from the markets that I have crushes on:

  • Girl who sells ferns
  • Girl who sells bananas
  • Girl who sells tea and spices.

An alternative name for this list would be “attractive girls that are nice to me”.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

I was thinking that if I were a music artist I’d name my album as a nod to Kanye and I’d call it ‘jeezus’ until I realised that name already has some star power behind it.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the Kingdom of God? Unless ye spend a night in this haunted mansion

infinitefreefall:

Infinitefreefall & Vondell - All Night

All Night was conceived as an interesting challenge - to create an entire mashup EP in just one night. Produced in less than 24 hours, All Night is an accidental homage to losing yourself in what you love (and intense dedication to jokes).

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I was in the kitchen making a green bullshit kale healthy monstrosity and my sister walks in, fills up a chocolate bunny with milk and says ‘YAAS GAGA’.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Proper trimming and cutting back at the end of the growing season is essential in getting a large passionfruit crop next season. Do it for the vine.

My sister wanted to put my hair up, my other sister wanted a selfie and my mum said I looked like a poof. Good Easter family times.

My sister wanted to put my hair up, my other sister wanted a selfie and my mum said I looked like a poof. Good Easter family times.